One day I was walking in a town and I heard some odd squeaks.I was looking at these odd things and I thought they were saying……”Hey Billy,”said the Dad “Go get me some Ants on a shingle!”Billy was the son and he lived a hard life.
“Umm…..Dad, we’re statues, we can’t do anything.I can’t move because I’m as hard as rock and so are you.”
Billy was an ordinary 100 year old kid.
“Oh yeah……forgot,”said his Dad.”Sorry son.”
“It’s alright Dad.”Billy said sadly.”I understand, I don’t like this life!!”