Once upon a time there were three animal gods. The goat, horse and bull gods were invisible to people. Only goats, horses and bulls could see them because they were ghosts. They were there to tell bad jokes. One day the goat said, “why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! Hahaha.” The other goat said, “hey, that’s not funny”. Next, the horse said, “why did the dog cross the road? To get to the dog park! Hahaha!” Then, the bull said, “why did the cow cross the road? To get to the utter side!”